Whistling past the graveyard, 0-4 edition
When I wrote that the Red Sox would get off to a slow start, I didn’t actually imagine it would be THIS slow. But I’m not going to panic. In fact, in some ways I think being this bad could be a good thing. Instead of turning it around a month or two from now, the 2011 Red Sox will have gotten all their suckiness out of their systems the first week of the season. My prediction is that Dice-K wins tonight and the Sox roll to five wins in a row. Wake me if I’m right.